What's NOiQ?

It's NO iQ, as in " a no-brainer". iQ has always been one of those strange barometers. Personally, I'd rather be thought of as smart than intelligent. Someone who might not be able to calculate pi to the seventh place, but knows how to fix a toilet from running. ( I can do neither.)I guess Smart is knowing when to be intelligent.

NOTE: THE FOLLOWING TEXT DUPLICATES “A WORD OR TWO”!!!!!

Here's my story.

I was born, and soon after that started performing. I played music in the seventies and eighties, did comedy in the eighties, nineties and whatever you call this decade, radio in the eighties, nineties and now, so understandably, I'm a little tired.

In 2004 I won an Edward R. Murrow award for writing, which pissed off a lot of journalists who deserved it more. Sorry.

Included on this website are songs I've written and recorded, video of jokes I've written and performed, and a movie or two I've written and directed. Plus links to commentaries and weird stuff that I put on the radio. That's about it.